Obama's kitten killing, on-the-spot executions & Sonny Bill's member

It’s been a while since we turned the journalistic mic around here and listened to our legion of oft commenting fans. But where to start? Well maybe at a story we ran a little while ago about a heroic dog that saved a kitten from a house fire. This heartwarming story prompted this response from one reader.

“Obama would have let the kittens die. Obama likes to kill unborn children. Obama will kill animals, old people who are deemed a burden to society. Obama will be the next Hitler. BEWARE!” And there’s nothing wrong with that. Informed if slightly off topic debate is encouraged, ney essential for LIVENEWS.com.au to function properly. Especially when the story of the day is about how Salma Hayek being addicted to breastfeeding.

“That is so hot...I'd slap some grass in her mouth, a bell around her neck and milk her for as long as she wants...An important contribution to an important story. Thanks Stacey. But it wasn’t all laughs of course - the Generation Yer’s joined us to wrap about the serious issues. Firstly there was an explanation to the recent rampage through Merrylands High School.

“Thossee guyss i noee . buhh they didnt have that rytt to goo && eff daa school up . they were after a boy named lolo . they made an excuse that lolo hit his gf mounga so they can hit him . buh it was'nt truee . THEE END”. But if you think that’s the best we can do for modern computer language think again. When one of our readers dared to have a go at Pink all hell broke loose.

“Joeseph from sydney You sound just like a company man thats missed out on a dollar just because someone #aka PINK!!!!!!!!! has an opinon. YOU should back off OR name your company that missed out on A DOLLAR--- IF you have the guts to do so... AND YES I WAS #LUCKY# ENOUGH TO GO TO PINKS IM NOT DEAD CONCERT AND I AM #LUCKY ENOUGH# TO BE GOING TO HER FUNHOUSE CONCERT! I am from Newcastle, WE ARE FULL OF BRAINS[have you got any!?!] we LOVE PINK so dose AUSTRALIA!!!

But of course as well as the Gen Yers, there were plenty of representatives from a slightly older demographic who needed to warn us of the dangers of believing all that global warming bumf scientists keep going on about.

“no dont, the abc is a well known bastion of the left. If you listen u may become pinko, vote alp,turn gay & get aids. SO DONT listen! stick with 2GB, real Aussie station”. But as well as debunking the myth that is global warming our readers also had some long standing missions of their own. Longtime contributor 'dd ball' had a bone to pick with Julia Gillard over a challenge of his she failed to take up some time ago.

“Julia Gillard has failed to meet my challenge issued 17 months ago. She does not explain how her IR version is in any way better than Work Choices. In fact, Work Choices was superior in every way to the ALP job, except where the ALP copies” But of course in the scheme of things Julia Gillard is small fry, especially when the Zionists are sabotaging your computer.

“These Zionised Americans have been sabotaging me for a long time. In the Yahoo my blog "Rich-Text Editor (Beta)" link does not work. My Google blogs are also sabotaged by them too. For this time please look at my Yahoo blogs i.e. They also used many more tricks to slow down my computer and still making attempts to frustrate me in many ways. In simple terms, they do not want anyone to tell the truth and it appears that the messaagonic darkness is their preferred way! Some one said, "the Americans are trying to hide the sunlight with their little greasy fingers".

A fair point, and well made. But while some were wrestling with global conspiracies others were working on solutions to the crime epidemic. “I have the perfect deterrent for street crime: A guillotine standing in every public place and a new law which spells immediate on the spot executions.”

But where some people are into public policy - others have more simple tastes – like sport. “sonny bill has a big wang and deserves to be in the NRL”. And I must admit it’s difficult to pick apart that argument. So what’s left? Well the Indians. Apparently even though there’s a billion of them, they’re not very nice.

“Dont trust Indians either, go behind your back & stab you with a pappadum.They dont know how to queue and are dirty, many of them are muslims too. They breed like bunnies cause the Karma Sutra made sex so enjoyable-well it isnt! Kick em out!”